Let’s do a Dick and Cum Rating!

So I see there aren’t many examples of cum ratings on the internet they all seem to be all about the cock… 🙄 there is so much more. Let’s break it down, this is how I do mine .


Let’s start with how I price them because let’s face it if I have to look at random dicks you’re going to be paying me for it! I try to keep it simple. Instead of doing written, audio, video or live… the video and live ratings can be clothed, topless, nude or masturbating. Then you can do an honest, humiliating or worshiping (lying or exaggerating their good qualities) review. This is too many options, it seems to overwhelm customers. Instead I do nude video ratings and ask what type they would like a dick rating, cum rating or both. If they request a specific kind such as honest or humiliating and so on they I will do this but keep the charge the same.

As for cost I charge $30 for a dick or cum rating and $40 for a combo. And this is how I break it down. The more detailed the better!


Dick Rating Checklist

Size (Length)

☐ Very small

☐ Below average

☐ Average

☐ Above average

☐ Large / impressive

Score: ___ /10

Girth (Thickness)

☐ Very thin

☐ Slightly thin

☐ Average

☐ Thick

☐ Very thick / impressive

Score: ___ /10

Shape / Proportion

☐ Awkward proportions

☐ Slight curve or uneven

☐ Normal shape

☐ Nice proportions

☐ Very aesthetically pleasing

Score: ___ /10

Grooming

☐ Messy / untrimmed

☐ Could use trimming

☐ Decent grooming

☐ Clean / well kept

☐ Very well groomed

Score: ___ /10

Photo / Video Quality

☐ Hard to see

☐ Poor lighting or angle

☐ Clear but basic

☐ Good angle and lighting

☐ Very clear / well presented

Score: ___ /10

Overall Impression

☐ Needs improvement

☐ Decent / average

☐ Solid

☐ Very good

☐ Exceptional

Final Score: ___ /10

Optional Comments

Size notes: __________

Shape notes: __________

Grooming notes: __________

Final verdict: __________


Cum Rating Checklist

Volume

☐ Very small

☐ Below average

☐ Average

☐ Above average

☐ Large / impressive

Score: ___ /10

Thickness / Consistency

☐ Very watery

☐ Slightly thin

☐ Average consistency

☐ Thick

☐ Very thick / creamy

Score: ___ /10

Distance / Release (if video)

☐ Minimal distance

☐ Moderate distance

☐ Good distance

☐ Strong / impressive distance

Score: ___ /10

Presentation / Camera

☐ Hard to see

☐ Lighting could be better

☐ Clear but basic

☐ Good angle and lighting

☐ Very clear / well filmed

Score: ___ /10

Overall Impression

☐ Needs improvement

☐ Decent / average

☐ Solid performance

☐ Very good

☐ Exceptional

Final Score: ___ /10

Optional comments

Volume comment: __________

Consistency comment: __________

Presentation comment: __________

Final verdict: __________

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